Unpatriotic Museum Doesn’t Even Have a Jasper Johns Flag Painting 

NEW JERSEY – Yet another sad example of the unpatriotic liberal agenda of the art world has come to light: the Waterford Art Museum doesnt even have a decent Jasper Johns flag painting to display for Independence Day. “All they have in there by that guy is some ugly picture called ‘Cicada’,” a museum visitor told reporters this morning. “Why the hell would America want to celebrate Independence Day with those annoying critters? It’s insulting to our veterans.” When asked about this gap in their collection, curators at WAM said: “well, a flag painting by Jasper Johns sold for $36 million at Sotheby’s in 2014. If any of our generous partners make a comparable donation to WAM, we’d be thrilled to purchase one for our collection.” – CQ

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