White Witch appointed head curator of National Gallery of Art Sculpture Garden 


WASHINGTON D.C. –  It was announced this week that Jadis, former Queen of Narnia, has been appointed Head Curator of the the National Gallery of Art Sculpture Garden in Washington D.C. In the announcement, Director Earl A. Powell III cited the White Witch’s connoisseurship and ability to develop well-rounded art collections: “Jadis is renown for her personal collection of medieval stone sculpture and we hope she will be able to expand the Sculpture Garden’s collection beyond the Modern-centric story it tells today.” The National Gallery has been praised for their choice by the Alt-Right, known for their rejection of Modern and contemporary art as “degenerate”, who hope to see the sculpture garden scattered with statues of the tortured souls homosexuals, feminists and black people. -CQ

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